Flash Fiction: Succubus

By J. L. Mayne


She dances with the room. The music from the speakers vibrates up from the floor, radiating through her bones. She takes in the bodies around her, the crowd moving as one, the addictive notes caressing their brains, they submit to the melody. The sweet smell of sweat and alcohol permeating her nostrils. She allows one to pull her in, their two bodies moving synchronously.

She moves with him for a time before passing to another. A girl, with long blond hair and tight jeans. She tastes her neck, presses her breasts against the girl’s back, grinds against her, then shoves her away in a fluid motion, all part of the dance. All a part of her game to find the perfect morsel. She drags in another, flirting with her eyes, with her seductive sway, with playing that she is almost innocent; innocent, but willing to do just a bit more than dance.

He grazes her inner thigh with his fingers,wanting to feel her, she pushes his hand away smoothly as they dance. His hand returns, another attempt, she allows just a little more, waiting like a spider with its prey. Allowing it to get just a little closer. An easy kill is always best.

Their sway changes with each song. She beguiles him, hints at things to come. His hands feel her curves through her skin-tight blue dress.

Others watch them, envy plain in their eyes. They flock to her as though under a spell. Her sweet nectar just out of reach. She waits to consume them as though she were a pitcher plant; them the flies. Falling into her, only to be consumed.

She slides her hand up his leg, his back, nails dig at his neck, she pulls him in to taste his breath and whispers in his ear; succulent nothings that torment his loins.

She guides him to her apartment. Their groping continues up the flight of stairs. A pinch, a flirtatious smile with a blush on her cheeks.

The door slams shut behind them and the lock clicks. They fall onto the couch to continue their movement as one. She attacks him with her whole, tearing off his clothes. The facade of innocence removed now that she has him captive. She bites his neck, digs nails into his back.

He begs her for more.

She doesn’t care what his name is. Doesn’t expect that she will see him for long. She never does. She only cares that for now he belongs to her. Any whim she desires he will deliver, as long as their dance continues.

She crawls off of him, adjusts her dress and hair and takes a picture of him with her phone, a dumb smile plastered on his face. He doesn’t know who she is. Never will. He only sees the body, only cares what next piece of meat he can put his dick in.

She smiles back, playing into the act. Letting him believe she is his. That this meant something.

He’s just another piece of meat.

Natural Remedies for Your Limp D

Full disclosure, I’m not a doctor. An EMT, yes, but I am in no way authorized to give you any advice on erecting your man meat. I have, however, had a lot of experience with homeopathic medicine and herbs. My wife has been studying it and I happen upon a lot of the info. Hoodoo and fooey for some of you folk. I’m fine with that, you are entitled to your opinion. I mean, it’s not like herbs and such have been used for thousands of years to help heal the sick and afflicted. It’s a new development, right? Modern day drugs were just happened upon. Like opioids… they didn’t originally derive from plants… wait… yeah, they did.

Ok, if you’re still reading, either you agree with me, or you’re interested in my bogus advice that I probably scrounged from the internet and some homeless guy down the street. Or maybe my writing is so captivating that you’ve decided it worth your time. Maybe viagra has some serious side effects and you’ve decided to pursue other options.

All joking aside, sexual problems can really suck. It would blow to not be able to get it up when your partner is in the mood. And if you’re a lady, maybe your partner, man or woman, is randy twice as much as you are and is getting frustrated that they can’t venture into your forest of fantasies because you’re too tired, not in the mood, bloated, or whatever. There aren’t many FDA approved drugs and, as usual, the side effects are pretty intense.

So, if you’ve had an erection lasting longer than four hours while also having diarrhea, read on! Let me take you to my alchemical lab of words that will – hopefully- help with your ED and other sexual woes.

ED can be caused by a number of things. Some of which you may not think about. Stress, diet, weight, drug use, medications, the list goes on. We’re going to discuss a few of the obvious things based on our list of causes, as well as a few natural herbs that will help get your trouser snake out of hiding.

Reduce your stress. Leave work at work and relax. Maybe take a bath. If your partner is flogging your molly and all you can think about is work, even if it’s important, that distraction can prevent you from pitching your tent.

Foreplay is often suggested for getting women in the mood, they can take a bit to get going, sometimes men need the same. If I’ve been bingeing Netflix or playing some video game for too long, sometimes I can’t get that out of my head. All those cheesy lines and pixelated monsters can be distracting. It happens to all of us. Try doing something that both of you enjoy, or maybe ask your partner to try something new. Better still, you could try something new that they want to do. You may actually enjoy it.

Hit the gym. As mentioned, your weight can play a role in getting your soldier to stand at attention. Exercising has numerous health benefits from weight loss, increased blood flow, normalizing blood pressure, and boosting self esteem. Even if you could stand to lose a few pounds, simply committing yourself to the exercise can help you gain self confidence. Which may also help you put the flag at full mast.

If you don’t want to turn to drugs, and are still looking for something else, there are a few herbs you can try. Again, I’m not a doctor. It may be a good idea to talk to yours about your whistler not whistling. Herbs are great, but they, much like synthetic drugs, can have side effects.


Here are a few herbs to try.

Panax ginseng (red ginseng).

This herb has had some studies and has been shown to help some men raise their rocket.


L Arginine

Has been shown to be well tolerated and rather affective.


Rhodiola Rosea or Golden Root

Russians have been using this one for decades to wake their dragons.


There you have it, a few ideas to help you and your wee wee. I’m sure there are lots of other methods out there, but hopefully this short list will help you and your partner keep the bedroom a place of magic. A place of sunshine and rainbows, horny unicorns, and above all else, a place to get naked.


Get Your Dick Right: Top 3 Natural Remedies to Make Your Peen Mean

By E.D. Cutter

This article was made possible by our affiliate in the kratom space.

Don’t be like our dads who were snorting powdered rhino horn off the legs of their bellbottoms and dumping Spanish Fly into their lady friends’ drinks. You’re not gonna get anywhere popping Horny Goat Weed capsules from your neighborhood bodega or pulling a Bill Cosby.

But that doesn’t mean that all hope is lost.


If your ding dong’s been treating you wrong, don’t race off to the doctor to score any of those bogus boner pills that Big Pharma’s pushing. There are easier ways to achieve a wide-on than swallowing shit that’ll have you seeing blue spots and going into cardiac arrest mid-thrust.

Today we’ll take a look at three of the best natural supplements to bring some morning glory back to Lil’ Billy.


1. Kratom

Maybe you’ve read about the impending kratom ban in the mainstream media and heard some of the bullshit the FDA has been saying about this supposedly “synthetic drug.” Don’t believe the hype, kid. The truth is that kratom is an all-natural Ayurvedic herb that has been used as a folk medicine for centuries in its native Southeast Asia.

Kratom tea is renowned for its analgesic and anxiolytic properties, but it’s also been praised for the prizes it offers the human peni. Kratom powder is made from the leaves of Mitragyna speciosa, a small tree from the coffee family of plants. Like coffee, kratom is an herbal stimulant and one that can strengthen one’s bark, so to speak.

By increasing stamina, improving blood circulation and reducing inflammation, kratom can seriously solidify one’s sconge. Find out which kratom strain fits your fiddlestick at Kraken Kratom.


2. Pine Pollen

Keep your custard slinger on point with this pollen from the trees of the pinus genera. If your tent pole is having trouble rising to the occasion, pine pollen has got you. This one’s especially helpful if you’re one of those sad pricks that have been talked into trying for a baby as it increases male fertility.

Pine pollen will also help you cope with that nagging hangover and the subsequent shame of waking up next to a bar skank with two teeth in her head.


3. Tongkat Ali

If you’re like me and you’ve experienced some soggy schlong in the wake of kicking an opioid habit, you’ll want to pick up a bottle of Tongkat Ali from your local GNC. Not only does it purportedly grow your garden snake but this adaptogenic herb also invigorates sexual vitality and fortifies muscle mass.

If it’s inches you’re after, Tongkat Ali might be able to offer an assist. But more importantly, it will get your Mojo risin’ when it counts most.

Remember to buckle up and wear a helmet with these three natural remedies for your mighty rod. However, should you absolutely insist on raw-doggin’ it, at least have the common decency to shoot on his or her back…or ze or zir’s back if you’re into gender neutral pronouns.

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